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"I Drink Therefore I Am"
"I Drink Therefore I Am"
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A quiet statement for thoughtful minds: “I drink, therefore I am.” Printed in a subtle neutral tone across the chest, this clean tee brings a touch of dry humor to coffee runs, slow mornings, study sessions, and late-night conversations. Lightweight and easy to wear, it settles naturally into everyday wardrobes—whether paired with jeans, layered under a jacket, or worn while enjoying your favorite brew. The classic crew-neck silhouette keeps the look simple, while the understated design lets the message speak softly.
Product features
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton with a lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) fabric
- Classic fit with a versatile crew neckline
- Tubular construction without side seams for a smooth, clean look
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to help retain shape and prevent stretching
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and made with ethically grown US cotton
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Colors and print placement may vary slightly by shirt size
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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