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"I Drink Therefore I Am"

"I Drink Therefore I Am"

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A quiet statement for thoughtful minds: “I drink, therefore I am.” Printed in a subtle neutral tone across the chest, this clean tee brings a touch of dry humor to coffee runs, slow mornings, study sessions, and late-night conversations. Lightweight and easy to wear, it settles naturally into everyday wardrobes—whether paired with jeans, layered under a jacket, or worn while enjoying your favorite brew. The classic crew-neck silhouette keeps the look simple, while the understated design lets the message speak softly.

Product features
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton with a lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) fabric
- Classic fit with a versatile crew neckline
- Tubular construction without side seams for a smooth, clean look
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to help retain shape and prevent stretching
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and made with ethically grown US cotton

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

 Colors and print placement may vary slightly by shirt size

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

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